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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Clodsire@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] Devouring@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (11 children)

It was a parking lot fire. No hospital blew up. The propaganda has to stop.

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[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I would have hit the hospital directly not just the parking lot, i can aim.

[–] JewGoblin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

who do I turn myself into?

[–] Giraffe00@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Its not over till it's over.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago

Man, that guy that got mad about a joke that called him dense regarding this topic is going to be pissed about this.

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