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[-] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 year ago

Micro plastics in the soil 😠

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 87 points 1 year ago

Yes please if you're going to do this be responsible and use a real skeleton.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It should also be locally sourced

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 year ago

Wtf, it belongs into my blood

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

macro plastics 🤤

[-] Chinchillax@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

This would scar me for life and I’d never recover

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Not even once you find out it's plastic?

[-] Chinchillax@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

By the time I’ve called the police (which would feel utterly horrible), and the police have confirmed it was just plastic, I’d be a rattled mess for a long time. (I’m already mildly mentally ill and this would not help)

I'm in your walls, I'm in your balls

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Oh shit DONT WORRY LITTLE BUDDY ILL GET YOU OUT

[-] CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

Are you going to rub him out?

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Do my butt next!

[-] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

rattled

Lol, lmao, perhaps

[-] librechad@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

It will help.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'd do my very best to see if it was realor plastic before I called the cops, they would probably try to blame you for the murder.

[-] Patch@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

If you find something that looks like human remains hidden in a shallow grave, you really shouldn't go poking around at it and disturbing it. If it is real, the forensic people will be pissed if you've been down there giving it a good fondle before they get there.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm less worried about the forensic people at my local PD (They don't have one) and more worried about the very real possibility that no matter what evidence is found, it will get pinned on who found it, because cops in small town Okkahoma are not the same as cops on TV.

EDIT: Also, it's worth mentioning that anyone who has a dog will be able to determine if that's a plastic skeleton or not.

[-] clutchmattic@beehaw.org 27 points 1 year ago

The new owner would report the previous owner to the police

[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

Well, they’d probably just call the police, who would come and find its plastic. Maybe it would stop them from harassing a minority for a minute.

[-] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

... unless the new home owner is a minority.

[-] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago
[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Hmm. Re-doing my deck right now . . .

[-] TeckFire@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I wonder how this would stand up to water under the deck?

[-] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 84 points 1 year ago

I don't think it will have enough room to stand up

[-] JustARegularNerd@aussie.zone 12 points 1 year ago

Dad, what are you doing on the internet again?

[-] labsin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

As it's probably PVC or abs, it can fall apart in a couple of years when exposed to uv. But as it's covered by the deck, it will probably stay intact for a long time.

[-] TeckFire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, I mostly meant the water washing up the dirt and either completely covering or uncovering it

risky but funi

[-] kaffeeringe@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

In Germany it's a crime to pretent a crime.

[-] Speiser0@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: Someone took this opportunity to get rid of a real skeleton by selling it anonymously as a plastic one.

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