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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Im_old@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Unless you are in dangerously high winds (like shit-flying-around-winds), when you cut the string on a kite it comes down. Sadly and floppily.

Edit: spelling

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[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

A kite without a string is litter.

[-] KbinItTogether@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

That means this ad is essentially telling us to be trashy.

[-] b1ab@lem.monster 1 points 1 year ago

It does have a needless booby shot.

[-] ElBarto@lzrprt.sbs 23 points 1 year ago

I was made to lay on the ground untill someone with more energy and joy pulls me along, making me fly high, until I eventually nose dive into the ground.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Such a poetic view on life.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe it means someone would have to fix you by tying you to a string

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