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[-] Hegar@kbin.social 141 points 1 year ago

At uni a friend of mine wrote a book review of the bible that began, "Not since Naked Lunch has such a dull book been saved by the constant barrage of sadomasochistic homosexual pornography."

[-] Dee@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

I might be interested in reading the rest of that review if it's available to read online. That's a great opener lol

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

Alas it was pasted onto a sheet of paper and photocopied over 20 years ago now and I doubt it was saved. I don't remember anything else about the article, but I presume it was very undergraduate. That line was a killer though.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

sadomasochistic homosexual pornography

You had my interest, but now you have my attention

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago

Saul when David rolls up with a bag of 200 foreskins: 😍

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

In a similar vein, famed cartoonist R Crumb did a faithful adaptation of the book of Genesis, including all the sex and violence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Genesis_(comics)

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol

The book has been controversial, particularly for the explicit illustrations of sexual intercourse described in the text itself. In critical circles, it has drawn fire over whether and how literal the illustration job is, or should be.

It’s fine as a holy book that we should all treat as the literal word of god, but don’t you dare draw those raunchy sex scenes from my holy book

[-] vankappa@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

had no idea about this, thanks

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 year ago

ironically there's an entire book about genocide of the human race by god too

[-] EmperorMudBug@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Took me a second because I was focused on Genesis and Exodus, but it's got to be Revelations, right?

Good news is that's just a fan fiction.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Revelations works too but specifically I meant the Noah's Ark story :)

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[-] Glytch@ttrpg.network 41 points 1 year ago

Makes me think of my favorite verse to quote in arguments: Pslam 137:9 - Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks (NIV).

[-] jsh@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago
[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Context is important. It's a song of imagined - and not executed - revenge. The writer is wishing that what happened to their kids also happened to the invaders kids. The Babylonians dashed Jewish kids against rocks, and the Jews didn't respond in kind - couldn't in fact, because the Law forbade it.

[-] nyoooom@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

The thing is, most people that will cite the bible as an argument are already taking shit out of their context, so at this point it's just fair game.

[-] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Context seems to be largely ignored when your argument sounds so great

[-] Glytch@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

New international version I wanted to be clear on the translation I was quoting, because it can make a difference in wording and sometimes meaning.

[-] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

New International Version.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Cool that there is more murder than misogyny

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago

How very progressive

[-] Glytch@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 year ago

Most of the misogyny is in the stuff written by Paul. Dude HATED women.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, one of the dudes pretending to be Paul. Initial probably-actually-Paul is like "Why wouldn't we have women in church leadership? They were leaders when we were being hunted by the Romans."

Honestly though, I feel like there's just not enough green tabs as a whole. Plenty of OG misogyny in the religious law sections.

[-] LeylaaLovee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

That's a very generous view of the old testament

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

A true leftist of his time.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Nothing pisses off "Christians" like quoting biblical scripture that contracts their bullshit to them.

[-] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

I was dealing with racist far right people on FaceBook and, I forget the exact context but, some lady quoted the Bible at me to support her claim of racist superiority and I just shut her down with the classic Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Given that original sin is attributed to women, shouldn't the whole book be written on green paper?

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That was just Eve. Also, all of humanity was punished for it.

[-] poplargrove@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Theyve been quite clear what counts as good is what god commands. Which means those are all actually good. That also makes god's goodness very meaningful.

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[-] Gmodthesire@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Angsty Teenagers: The Bible is made up of feel-good fairy tales

The bible: Demonstrates stories that detail some human history, reflecting on our evil nature and the evil we commit against our creator and others, and how God often interacts with man in spite of that evil.

Angsty Teenagers: shocked Pikachu face but why is there bad stuff in there?!

Watch your head OP, the entire point is flying over it.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You mean like that time this god went about and killed the whole planet, including babies and animals, except for this one dudes family?

Your god is more evil and tyrannical than her creation.

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

God does not interact with man in spite of evil, according to the bible, he encourages and rewards it. Because the bible is made up by evildoers to justify their ways and solidify their power

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] EmperorMudBug@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah sorry I just never read any version of the Bible or anything related to the Bible

There are some fun bits in there if you like mythology.

[-] EmperorMudBug@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Cool I probably check it out

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