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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

As a former GameStop employee, please clean your consoles

[–] BigLime@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago

And Xbox power supplies

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Clean yo consoles out of your house and get a gaming PC! Boom roasted.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, this actually happens?

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I used to work in an electronics repair shop and yes, yes it does. And for some reason it seemed (and this is purely from my anecdotal experience) to happen most often to the PS4 specifically. It's housing makes for a perfect warm, dry, dark place with vent holes just large enough for roaches. I wish I was kidding you, but before we would even agree to repair a PS4 you had to agree to let me open the console inside a garbage bag at the front desk, and if we found any roaches, even dead ones, we had to turn down the repair.

Edit : And I should mention a lot of these were clean, newer looking consoles. The outside and the inside are different creatures.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Haven't seen cases as extreme, but depending on your living situation, all kinds of gunk gathers under the hood of many a console

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Sometimes, i forget all the crazy works the Steam developers have done with proton to allow me to run the game from the Deck without hearing any vent noise or overheating the device. True wizards👌

[–] crt0o@lemm.ee 10 points 4 weeks ago

Who do you think is doing all the math?

[–] SannKa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

My zephyrus would like a word with you..

[–] Renacles@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

ARIIIISEEEE YEEEE TARNISHED!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago

the roaches inside my dirty pc*

you taking me for a peasant?