Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?
That's exactly what they are! PEOPLE, STOP SHARING THE ANSWERS TO YOUR SECURITY QUESTIONS!!!
Who's security question is their maternal grandmother's first name? Surely anyone that knows you personally has pretty open access to that information.
No security question ever asked my grandmother's name. Grandfather yes, but not grandmother.
Sure no problem. My password is "secret"
Wait what?
The next one will have you use your childhood friends first name with your fathers first car make and model
Your name after the robot uprising is your mother's maiden name and the 3 digits on the back of your credit card
STELLA CAN'T BREATHE
holy shit that kinda slaps
Stella Tracheitis doesn't ring quite as well though.
Emma Hemorrhoid
"We're Mary's Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, 'Unbalanced Sheep'!"
Tbh, Mary's dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.
SØ Suicidal
Man collecting them account recovery responses
What is a titty pill?
Estrogen
Edit: well HRT
fr tho Arlene Estrogen DOES sound like a compelling emo band name
Using my grandmother's initials I get "EMO Spinal Fracture"
A little on the nose there.
Rose Sciatica
Pregnant Mary. I could see it.
Hillegonda's pink eyes.
Yeah, Pearl Suicidal Tendencies!
I could make a song outta that.
That's just the mashup of two 90's bands. Their best song must be Jeremy's Alone.
I’m more curious about grandma’s titty pills honestly.
Patsy anal fissure
Vern gastrointestinal blockage
We are brutal slamming death metal
Miner Palmar Laceration.
Yvette Dead Tooth
That's actually really fucking metal. I love it.
Nana's Vasectomy
I love it!
Zoya Miopericarditis!
Betty Chest Infection
Margaret bleeding in the bathroom floor
Not bad actually.
Vera Snotty Baby.
Ginny Gout
Fuck yeah
Mine's Corry Gout, can I be your cover band?
My grandmother's name was Mary
Last hospital visit was for a dislocated knee.
Taking some liberties I have:
Mary's Dislocation
Sarah's CPAP Follow-Up
Penelope pollicus contusion
Joy gaping wound
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