No thank you Zuck

What are you, a cop?

I’m old enough to know how to use a rotary phone and a paper map

I still remember "be kind please rewind"

I'm the same age as my tongue, and a bit older than my teeth

You're overestimating Mastodon. I'd say both are closely similar in demographics.

Just turned forty, don't work in tech. Yeah, I know I'm the weirdo here.

Though it does seem so far like lemmings act less teenaged than redditors.

I would actually expect Lemmy to be on the older end - it'll be the older people who remember what social media was like before the term "social media" was a thing.

That's classified.

None of the above.

I am ´̸̢̛̞̓̀͘͜°̸̛͎̗͖̾̃̑ years old.

Seems like the transmission was damaged.

As old as the universe, baby. I am stardust.

Old enough to have had a computer that ran cassette tapes and drink driving wasn’t illegal

I'm 13