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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] kamills@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

On the dark side of the moon, nobody ever looks there

[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

where the sun don't shine

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Daylight is stored in the sun balls

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

And while we’re at it, why is Greenwich so mean all of the time?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

We don't, it's used to make adrenochrome, duh

[–] BevelGear@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The official daylight savers safely store the hour in a comfy box. I can't imagine the physics that goes into that, but basicly, time just gets tired and needs to rest while a fresh hour takes its place. That is all.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And, while you're looking for it, could you also tell me Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah that was me, I also put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the dip in the dip da dip da dip.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You made my baby fall in love with me!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ohh no that was all you buddy!

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?

[–] m532@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago

In the daylight time bank which is run by grey men who run on smoking the stolen time

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

It goes straight into Musk's pocket.