egoisdeath

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Why are squirrels so present in your strange desires? (lemmy.ml)
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Where have you most intimately experienced denial? (lemmy.ml)
What do you judge me for? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
Is Ozempic right for you? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I shove all things from factories in my body. It's fine.

What should be the punishment for asking, "Am I the only one who...."? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who doesn't mind this?

Who decided cilantro was food? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kim

How did you get so smart and handsome? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Modesty is a very likeable quality.

How did you get so smart and handsome? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Wow. You're funny too!

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How did you get so smart and handsome? (lemmy.ml)
Will the devil possess me if I eat seitan? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

That sounds like a very likely clerical error

Who did your parents warn you about? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

guys selling ground beef out of their trunk

Where do we store all the daylight saved during daylight saving time? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

where the sun don't shine

What's the most futile form of protest? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

squatting silently in a basement alone

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Why is there a clown in your closet right now? (lemmy.ml)
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

my name is mud

Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad. in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?

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