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Clean as a whistle
Magnum PSI is a fantastic name
This will remove any poop off your but, along with some of your skin.
This'll remove your entire pelvis.
I have a tiny kettle pressure washer that I got at a yard sale for $25. That will remove the poop and a little skin. Magnum PSI will make sure you never need to clean shit from your ass again.
What a horrible day to have eyes 😭
I know this is a meme, but I ran into this same issue and it was due to the fact that the length of the tubing between my wall and toilet was too long. Once I got a shorter tube the pressure went up significantly.
I have the opposite problem. You have to just barely turn it on.
So make a loop of tubing
Do you by chance work for Mckinsey & Company?
Nice reference.
They have these flow limiters that they add to showerheads I bet you could get or make one for your bidet
I recently got a Moen and has a max pressure setting that mixes some air and it works great
I also have a brondell and it's kinda weak, I'll try your "hack"
Just watch out for surprise water inflation
Can confirm. Dingleberries are a thing of the past for me thanks to that. Also I am now assless.
Thanks for making me look up that word
Dinkelberg!
It’s worth a try. Nothing worse than a dirty asshole
Ayyyy Tony Tony chopper! Not really related, but I love that fuzzball! Lol
Really irresponsible anal cleaning advice for a doctor tho…
why would a doctor recommend the anal vaporizer 9000??? seems highly dangerous for a reindeer to do
There's a 35 buck one on amazon that works pretty good
Blow out your butthole!
This cannot be the best lemmy has to offer. This os a ok joke at best. If this is truly lemmy's peak, this place is doomed.
Lemmy's biggest issue is content. At least OP is adding something to the table. You are welcome to find better quality content yourself and post it here. I would give you an upvote.
"0 posts"
So I can't have an opinion if I don't post? I'm here to waste time, I don't really care if lemmy lives or dies.
I never said you can't have an opinion. I was however implying that your critique is meaningless since you don't have any of your own posts. Would you trust a person with no medical training/experience at all to do brain surgery? Probably not. Which means their critique of an actual brain surgeon doesn't matter.
Cause yeah posting memes and brain surgery are two activity requiring the same amount of skill... What's next? You can't talk about basket if you don't play in the nba? Can't critique shitty fast food unless you got a michelin star? That's such a dumb opinion..
This cannot be the best lemmy has to offer. This os a ok joke at best. If this is truly lemmy's peak, this place is doomed.
The main issue is that you're just whining. If you wanna call that "critiquing" then sure but it's definitely not constructive so there's 0 value in your comment. It looks especially worse coming from someone who has never posted.
I'm hoping my feedback helps actual posters to curate better material. I will probably never post, it's not what I'm here for. I will continue to have opinions whether you like it or not.
Your feedback can be summarized as "you suck OP and you're ruining Lemmy." There was 0 intention of helping lol
I'm really not trying to help. As I said earlier, I don't really care if this place lives or dies. It's a place to waste time.
I'm hoping my feedback helps actual posters to curate better material.
You really don't get it, but that's ok.
Na the issue is you have short term memory and forget what you write, but that's ok.
God I wish reddit didn't have such a shit app. You're exhausting, and I'm done with it.
I mean you keep engaging with me so it's 1/2 your fault. :^)
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