this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Take good care of the luck.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Greeting attempt registered. Reciprocation deployed."

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

"Boost shields! Shut down non-essentials! Ensign, get us out of here!"

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The cashier started laughing uncontrollably and mocking anon mercilessly (not real)

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the cashier was male too (gay)

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the cash point used linux too (free)

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 5 days ago
[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Why are people so focused on following the social norm? If someone did this in front of me, that would surely make me laugh, even the cashier would have found that funny. Like, what's the problem of being a little different, I make jokes like that all the time(sometimes not on porpouse).

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"good morning"

It's 10 in the evening

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Graveyard shifts get weird, okay?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Happy/sorry to hear that!"

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

"Good thanks, you?"