this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago
[–] MacStache@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 18 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

It would be understandable if it were something like a cat riding a motorcycle, but this is just a dude shrugging. There was no need for it to be AI.

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 9 points 23 hours ago

That’s why he thought he could be of assistance

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow you're what a meme would have looked like in the 80's.

[–] SendPrudes@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

11 fingered person in the 80s

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SendPrudes@lemm.ee 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Oh yeah didn’t see the double pinky nub must be all that Mosquito spray they did.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I knew a guy with an extra digit in the 80s, also knew a girl with only 4

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

Now that would have been funny

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I read that as casino watch, and thought the neighbors were degenerate gamblers. I'm a little disappointed the direction this meme took by completely avoiding any gambling issue. I also still don't know what a casino watch is.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Funny, I made the same mistake and was wondering if the watch assists in counting cards.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Like that scene in lock stock and two smoking barrels

[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 6 points 23 hours ago

Good old Johnny-two-thumbs

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

boomer cringe, but take my upvote

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I kekked, but don't understand the fetish of watching women have sex together unless you're a woman yourself. Do dudes imagine themselves being one of the women getting fingerblasted? Or as the active participant scissoring the other woman? I do not understand. Please enlighten me.

[–] GCanuck@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

One woman hot. Two woman hotter. Watching woman experience pleasure, hotter still.

No man means no annoying masculine attributes that distract from the woman hotness.

It’s not about viewing a surrogate or living vicariously, it’s just a display of feminine arousal.

Speaking for myself of course.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 15 hours ago

Thank you for that explanation :)

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 20 hours ago

watching women feel good is awesome

[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

I never understood it either. Although I grew up to be an egg, so who knows if my position is even valid for representing time larger view.