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It is a Ford e-transit. Huge white empty sides. I will implement my favorite idea without fail.

It's for transporting my disabled mother around, but also for personal use. (I am too tall for normal cars so this will be my only vehicle)

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[–] CephaloSquad@discuss.online 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Definitely make it an airbrushed wizard van!

Or even better a Warlock van

Saw a pickup some time ago where the person had painted on an epic scene of a wizard battling a dragon on their tailgate. Really well done, beautiful epic high fantasy chiaroscuro painting. I wish I could have taken a photo but...driving.

[–] MxRemy@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Came here to say this lol. Also start wearing fingerless gloves!

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

and a denim vest!

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 40 points 3 days ago
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 21 points 3 days ago

A 4:1 scale image of the same van.

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago

"I bought this before Henry Ford went crazy"

[–] Philote@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Norin@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Godort@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey, Indestructible Aura. The card that is neither an aura, nor does it grant indestructible.

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It does, however, make me think “Hell yeah, brother” every time I see the art, which is ideal for painting on a van.

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I miss r/birdswitharms

[–] biscuitswalrus@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

"Starry night" on one side, "the scream" on the other. But only if you can get the number plate "Van Go".

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Put this fella on the side of your van

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I kind of want a Subaru Baja with that on the doors.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago

"Free candy"

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Obviously three wolf moon.

[–] zvendo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

a picture of that van. I'd do it

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Some kind of innocuous but official sounding government agency.

Department of the Interior Development or something… liberally apply reflective striped tape in random spots, toss a yellow light-bar on top… you know, make it look official.

Now enjoy parking anywhere for extended periods of time.

Or just copy any of Krieger‘s vans from the show Archer. 

[–] Kcap@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I like this, some made up meaningless inefficient chaotic bullshit, maybe call it Department of Government Efficiency 🤷

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Go out and paint bike lanes, encouraging cycling means less traffic for your van.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I’m going to switch my vote to the hybrid approach; paint the van to look like a bike lane, then you can park in any bike lane. Plus it’s just taping off two stripes and hitting it with a can of driveway crack filler.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Put your disabled mother on the side of the van but with her face painted into famous scenes from the history of film. Your mom as Tony Montana wielding an assault rifle, your mom as the Big Lebowski holding a white russian, your mom as Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 doing pull-ups, your mom as Robocop shooting off a guy's dick, your mom as Nosferatu emerging from the shadows, the possibilities are endless.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 days ago

It belongs in a museum.

[–] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] sc2pirate@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I particularly love Vanispheres, although the title album is pretty great too.

[–] CephaloSquad@discuss.online 1 points 3 days ago

That would be hilarious!

[–] orvorn@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago

Hire a local artist to do a mural!

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

"not an FBI surveillance van"

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 days ago

UNMARKED POLICE SURVEILLANCE VAN

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

"EXPENSIVE Candy"

It's like Free candy, but better because it's expensive, don'cha know

[–] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

"Free candy."

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Hummingbirds!!

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

wood paneling.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago