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computer is a freak (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 month ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 month ago

"Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn't mind when I go multi-user."

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You guys ever feel like everything should just be deprecated? Like fuck everything and start over?

[–] sus@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Netscape tried that, turns out it was a bad idea

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

yeah let's go back to punching cards

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Notice me, sudoers 🥺👉👈

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Sweet dreams are made of exes Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah fuck, this happened me with the Chainladder library. Had to modify the source code to change the M to ME.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here's hoping your IDE could Rename Variable.

else 'F'

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't a variable, is a parameter for a daterange function.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Well, hopefully you could "Find all used instances" of the function.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

thats hot!

[–] itsraining@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

So coMputer becomes coMEputer instead?