A journey on Northern Rail won't actually kill you, but it might make you consider if death would've been a more preferable experience.
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I read this in the voice of Stephen Fry.
I only want to race along,
Beneath the bright blue sky,
And be a happy choo choo train
The train, probably:
Damn, this really is 1939 all over again...
capitalism’s final solution
I've seen this Doctor Who episode
What is the actual phrase?
____ where this train terminates.
Or put the "customers" at the start of the sentence.
So -- "Customers, we are now approaching Leeds where this train terminates"
I mean you could literally arrange the words ANY other way and it would be better.
Just put a comma between the "terminates" and the "customers"