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In his notice to sue, Lt Alex Guzman wrote: “Chief Farley has, on several occasions, pulled his pants down and defecated on the floor in front of his entire office staff.”

Guzman added: “He has also left feces on the bathroom floor, apparently with the intent of having someone unknowingly step on it.”

Michael F Derin worked as a special captain with administrative duties at the department. He wrote in his notice to sue that he and Farley had been friends before the chief’s behavior towards him changed in August 2024.

“Chief Farley chases me around his office,” Derrin wrote. “After cornering me in the filing area with no further room for retreat, he sticks a hypodermic needle through my jeans into the tip of my penis.”

Derin said the needle drew blood from his penis, and said: “From this point on, the chief creates a hostile work environment.”

He wrote, “The chief would shave his body hair on people’s property, their persons, and their food,” adding: “He was also fond of scraping fluids from his underwear on to people seated in the chief’s office.”

Well, shit.

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[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Crapping on the floor is nothing compared to the needle incident. What the actual fuck. I'd have beat the shit out of him on the spot.

yeah like that's assault at the minimum. it surprises me that nobody knocked him over for that. like,

[–] littlebrother@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Did this guy take rick and mortys schwifty seriously?

[–] t3rmit3@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

Holy shit. I'd ask why he wasn't arrested, but sadly it's obvious.

[–] BlatNews@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Exactly the sort of news we need to let us ignore all the shitty news lately!

Dudes harrassing a bunch of people who carry weapons?? You come at me me with a needle you're getting shot in the face.