It was almost certainly not the foreskin of Jesus. Much like most "holy" relics, it's probably a later forgery.
Hey buddy, I paid $10k for this black market prepuce and not you, my ex-wife, my estranged children, my former employer or the judge who presided over the divorce are going to convince me it didn’t belong to Jesus Christ, okay?!
Not gonna lie, I didn't know what the word "Prepuce" meant. I googled it in a incognito tab fully expecting this to be one of those this where I get tricked nto searching some super disgusting obscure sex thing. Was pleasantly surprised, then double checked the community name, and felt silly.
Imagine being God and having to get circumcised.
Middle Eastern street vendor to holy crusader: I’ve been saving this for the right crusader, and I can tell you’re the one who should take this once in a lifetime official artifact of Christ. I’ll give you a great deal on it.
Look i had this bowl of sliced olives and I'm clumsy and also blind and also hungry.
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