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An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] realitista@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Took me a bit longer on this one than the usual dad joke.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Missed it by a hare

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thanks for posting this

whoever invented this joke should be celebrated

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you're a rabbit fan.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

negative

type o negative

[–] dryfter@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

RIP Peter! 🤘🏻

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

You positive?

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I don't get it

[–] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Try saying "type o" a few times

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 months ago

Good lord

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

mille millions de mille sabords de tonnerre de brest!

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

I'm probably a "typo". It should be rabbi not rabbit.

[–] CrimsonMishaps@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

A “typo” in the joke

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rabbit should probably be rabbi.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so that it would no longer be a joke?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Are you guys trolling me?

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago

nice! not your usual fable i see

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Ooooo that's a good one

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Gor dsm it. Have my olivine.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I've seen several iterations of this joke, this one still took me a minute. Well done, I'm stealing this one so I can torture my co-workers. Thanks!