Can you make one exception.... maybe like five, or a few hundred. I have a list.
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at this point, I’d do unpaid labor for Canadian citizenship and my life would still probably improve drastically.
So you're saying there's a chance?
Is this AI
No, this is Patrick.
Yep
This is surprising good. Seems it can do cartoon hands better than real hands. What clued you off to it being AI?
The yellow tour bus was the biggest clue to me, after that I started noticing other things. In Canada yellow buses are for school, tour buses are usually red and white.
I'm American, I can't afford too
With due process you say?
Unless you’re indigenous. Then you’ll get thrown into a mass grave, and the authorities won’t do a thing about it when you’re discovered.
Indigenous women are still kidnapped and forcefully sterilized
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Eh!
No, you'll do something worse. You'll send me back to America. :(
Well... There was that time the RCMP provided bogus, seemingly fabricated information to the CIA resulting in Meher Arar's extraordinary rendition and ten months of torture. For no obvious reason.
No, but if the US decides to label you a felon for any reason, or no reason at all you can't go to Canada.
Notice how the US Government is declaring the anti-elon stuff to be terrorism? Do you remember what Edward Snowden showed us about the type of spying that the US is capable of, and authorized to do in the name of 'counter-terrorism'?
The US is about to invent a lot of new 'felons' and 'terrorists' and other countries, including Canada, will deny them entry and asylum.
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Sorry to be a pedant, but it's Salvadoran, not "El Salvadorian".
I really wish this were an exaggeration.
As someone in the US, believe me, I do too.
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But we will sterilize you without your permission if you are a native!
And don't complain about losing your land for a pipeline.
“lethal overwatch is req’d” “use as much violence toward the gate as you want”
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/20/canada-indigenous-land-defenders-police-documents
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Does this imply there is a Canadian process to throw people into an El Salvadorian Gulag?
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You guys taking electricians? I'm pretty sure I can chug syrup, and I can start using "eh" more, eh?
Most trades are provincial jurisdiction (including electricians), so pick a province and look at their requirements for foreign trained electricians.
For example, to get your ticket in Ontario you'll need to look into the trade 309A (Construction and Maintenance Electrician) or 442A (Industrial Electrician), verify your work experience, and take an equivalency exam to test your knowledge. I'd recommend reading up on CEC requirements (very similar to NEC but there are differences).
https://www.skilledtradesontario.ca/experienced-workers/trade-equivalency-assessment/
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