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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I really wish this were an exaggeration.

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 weeks ago

As someone in the US, believe me, I do too.

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No, but if the US decides to label you a felon for any reason, or no reason at all you can't go to Canada.

Notice how the US Government is declaring the anti-elon stuff to be terrorism? Do you remember what Edward Snowden showed us about the type of spying that the US is capable of, and authorized to do in the name of 'counter-terrorism'?

The US is about to invent a lot of new 'felons' and 'terrorists' and other countries, including Canada, will deny them entry and asylum.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

France doesn't extradite if death penalty or bad shit like this is on the table. So there is a strong chance you wouldn't get deported these days even as a "sans papier" (illégal alien). Is Canada not similar?

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

France refused asylum to Snowden when the US thew their weight around

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He wasn't in France at the time, though. Once you're in, though, we're not supposed to kick you out if we know you might get killed. This may actually have evolved in recent years, sadly.

But diplomacy is a bitch yeah.
I reckon it would be a very different answer if he made his request right now, though!

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No. When there were large bunches of refuges trying to escape from camps from the middle east, Canada refused entry to any any male 16 years or older for asylum. Women and small children were okish, but males were right fucked and flat refused. And I think that's still on the books yet today.

Canada, for all the "feel good" they have from others in the world, has as much history of cruelty to outsiders as any other western nation. And don't look to closely into why the Geneva Convention exists today either. They just hide it better.

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Canada has the same policy. It was challenged and allowed to lapse by Harper, though, IIRC. I wouldn't bet my life on it today.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

I absolutely disagree with all this garbage, and I refuse to leave. I played chess with a Venezuelan homie in a shelter several times and i think one time he pretended to lose his queen, because he always otherwise destroyed me. I guess i shouldn't worry anymore, because why would i care if my friend was sent away

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You guys taking electricians? I'm pretty sure I can chug syrup, and I can start using "eh" more, eh?

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most trades are provincial jurisdiction (including electricians), so pick a province and look at their requirements for foreign trained electricians.

For example, to get your ticket in Ontario you'll need to look into the trade 309A (Construction and Maintenance Electrician) or 442A (Industrial Electrician), verify your work experience, and take an equivalency exam to test your knowledge. I'd recommend reading up on CEC requirements (very similar to NEC but there are differences).

https://www.skilledtradesontario.ca/experienced-workers/trade-equivalency-assessment/

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Excellent. This is exactly the kind of advice I've been looking for. Thank you!

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

No problem!

I should also mention that electricians are part of the federal Red Seal program, so once you're licensed you can pretty easily move provinces without needing to recertify (though you still have to register with that province's trades regulator and follow their regulations instead).

[–] xploit@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

You joke, but that shit is infectious.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Don't know about electricians specifically but AFAIK we have a general shortage of skilled trades related to construction so I wouldn't be surprised if we are short on electricians too. You'd probably have to do some recertification.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

Unless you’re indigenous. Then you’ll get thrown into a mass grave, and the authorities won’t do a thing about it when you’re discovered.

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[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

But we will sterilize you without your permission if you are a native!

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Will you do that for non natives too? Asking for me

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Get a good tan and I'm sure they will find time for you.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I am tan, and a free Song and dance is appealing. Tell me more

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

No, you'll do something worse. You'll send me back to America. :(

[–] unbanshee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry to be a pedant, but it's Salvadoran, not "El Salvadorian".

[–] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'm like 3 steps away from applying for Permanent Residence. The best year of my life was when I worked in Toronto, and that was before the orange turd came back in and expedited my desire to be literally anywhere but here.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

Well... There was that time the RCMP provided bogus, seemingly fabricated information to the CIA resulting in Meher Arar's extraordinary rendition and ten months of torture. For no obvious reason.

https://bulletin-archives.caut.ca/bulletin/articles/2006/12/arar-case-has-implications-for-us-all-panel-says

[–] anonymous111@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Does this imply there is a Canadian process to throw people into an El Salvadorian Gulag?

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They’re called “residential schools” in Canada.

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[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Only during war time when they get feeling like Geneva checklist.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I would, the problem is getting back into the US.

[–] Catpurple@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Screw going back. If I had an easy way to leave the country and renounce my US citizenship to become the citizen of a different nation, I would. Not sure if I'd necessarily want to do so in Canada, seeing as its southern border is touching this rotten hell-on-earth icon of hubris, but it would still be a welcome start.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

I have a job and family here, and this is where my wife’s support system is. Uprooting her and taking her away from the kids and the rest of the family would be a huge decision to make.

We’ve legitimately discussed it, but in the short term we decided me leaving the country, even for work, just can’t happen. If they are revoking green cards on a whim… I just can’t chance it.

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[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Native Americans in Canada have entered the chat. 😒

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They don't like to be called that just fyi

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[–] trilobyte81@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm American, I can't afford too

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

so many people in my life are talking about leaving to come to BC. are trump refugees something you guys would actually be cool with? I know some people in the world would resent us for not staying and doing what we can to clean his shit show up

[–] unbanshee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm not gonna blame anyone for fleeing fascism. At least if you leave, they're not getting your tax dollars* or labour.

That said, be aware that there is a housing crisis in Canada, and it's most severe in the metro Vancouver area.

*I think you would actually have to renounce US citizenship for this to be true, but I'm also unsure how aggressively the IRS would pursue tax collection from emigrants.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a general rule, people with US citizenship working in most other countries still have to file US taxes, but they end up owing nothing. There's a big exemption for wages earned in other countries, so unless you're making a lot of money and simultaneously living in a place with very low taxes, your payment will be $0. This sometimes affects say bankers who move to Switzerland where they make a lot of money and don't pay much in taxes. But, for most jurisdictions (including Canada) the taxes are more-or-less on par with the US or higher so you don't end up owing anything.

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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

With due process you say?

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