"Sir do you know how fast you were going?"
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2025
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“This is my guardrail. There are other guardrails, but mine is best.”
Ngl looks like he pissed himself
https://abc7.com/sloth-ecuador-quevedo-oso-perezoso/1174332/
Apparently, it's doing really well now.
And also they're called "lazy bears" in Ecuador.
In french we call them "paresseux" which means "lazy"
We literally called them lazies.
"Faultier" in german as well, "faul" = lazy and "tier" = animal
Same in Norwegian, dovendyr.
Doven = lazy, or more accurately, "action less". Dyr = animal.
Portuguese: bicho preguica
Preguiça: to feel lazy, "bicho": a little less formal way to say animal
Can we cut these little guys some slack!? Jesus. Every nation on Earth piling on.
Aww. He looks suspiciously calm. Like as soon as the officer puts him somewhere safe he's going to walk back into the danger.
Alright, we'll give you really cool claws, but the trade-off is that you'll move with the speed of darkness.
Speed of darkness
Isn't that basically exactly the same as the speed of light? 🤨
Hehe, probably. It's just something I like to say, with the implication being that if the speed of light is fast, then the speed of darkness must be slow. It stands to reason, right?
Here's an article with more details, including pictures with more pixels: https://abc7ny.com/sloth-ecuador-quevedo-oso-perezoso/1172446/
Am I crazy or does that 2-toed sloth have 4 digits on its left hand?
Edit: my leading theory is its back left leg is next to its left foreleg. So we're seeing both finger and toenails.
Thesloth has both its left limbs right next to each other. In the first photo you can see both limbs more clearly but you can make out a small gap between them in the second photo too.
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