Nobody more annoying than a German tourist bitching about everything
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ITT Americans hate being called out for their bullshit, unless itβs by Germans π€
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Iβm not an American but Iβve lived in Washington for years. Every time an Ambulance is moving with its siren on, people move to the side of the road to let it pass. This guy is just inaccurate.
Manhattan has gridlock that prevents this. There's no space to move into.
yup, I was on a street so narrow just a couple months ago that I couldn't pull over far enough to let a firetruck go by. I had pulled over as far as I could. The truck got behind me and I couldn't move over. SO I just said "fuck it" - and zoomed into the road as fast as was safe and turned off the road the first place I could find.
He clipped the video as someone was moving out of the way
Eh, feels like he's playing up the stereotype of the eternal German.
"...WE DON'T DO ZIS IN GERMANY! YOU BUILD HOUSES WITH WOOD? WE DON'T DO ZIS IN GERMANY. YOU DON'T SEPARATE GLASS FROM RECYCLING? BUT WE DO ZIS IN GERMANY!!!!
I'm allowed to say that, I'm German myself. We are obnoxious and tone-deaf fuckers.
Could just be they talk so damn loud they can't hear anyone else.
There's tone deaf and there's common sense, life saving practices.
This. I absolutely prefer to be a tone-deaf fucker among tone-deaf fuckers if that means my ambulance arrives timely after someone tried car buttsex at 260 kmh. (162 mph)
What, speed limits? Don't you dare touch my freedom.
It's Manhattan you're not getting above 26 let alone 260. 2.6 is a good day.
Agreed
To be fair, with the congestion that severe, the ambulance should use helicopters. Like they do here in London.
Not sure you want that with no faa
I'm sure you DON'T want that with no FAA
Good luck finding a spot to land somewhere close within Manhattan. Unless you happen to have the heart attack next to a car park (or the central park) that also happens to not be heavily used right now there's hardly any spot to safely land.
in London and other cities it's less of a problem given we don't build that many high rise buildings and got more big old market places and small parks.
True, I guess the reality is they are only Americans anyway
A chopper can land safely on any road cross. And NY has shit loads of them. Then it's a 1 minute walk.
We need them to rappel from the helicopter and swing right into your appartment through the window. This is how we save lives.
Trauma team is on the job
"This Berk had Platinum coverage?"
I didn't think you could make the job of a paramedic even more exciting than it already is, but here we are.
I saw this exact same thing yesterday in Cologne Germany but not with one, but two ambulances.
As a city dweller I never seen this happen in Germany ever in my life. So not too common at least.
Germany is better than most places, but it happens here too. It could be one of those things you only notice when you're looking for it.
I've never seen someone open carry a gun in the US but when you listen to people it sounds like everyone does.
I was a my friends WG (group apartment) and her roommate just got back from the US. She was shocked that the Americans even put sugar in their bread. Something something it's why they are all fat and unhealthy. I was curious, so got all of the german bread there... And you know what? It all had a higher sugar content than the American bread example.
Regular, unpackaged, German bread doesn't contain added sugar though? I just looked it up for the supermarkets in my area, so I'm sure I'm not spouting bullshit.
Genuine question, what bread did you look at?
There are varieties with sugar, but it's not the norm. This is definitely much more typical for other countries (not just the US).
What bread are you eating? Another example I can't relate to at all. I usually bake my own bread, sometimes I buy. Never had sugar in it. Maybe you were looking at Brioche or something? I consider that more of a sweet like cake or muffins.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hwGd3QWgTLs&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD
For contrast: a video of a more congested street in Paris 17 years ago. The situations aren't completely comparable: bigger emergency vehicle, smaller other vehicles, smaller street with less options to get out of the way, ... One other major difference and the reason I'm posting this, is that 30 seconds into the video, you can see that most drivers have moved to the sides of the road AHEAD of the firetruck and that they are holding still while waiting on the firetruck to pass them. The street + path are less than ideal and there isn't really enough room, so the truck is still not going very fast, but it's at least able to keep moving. By moving to the sides, the drivers also blocked in that smaller firetruck that was coming from the side street, so that's going to cause some confusement after the big one has passed.
The reason that that NYC ambulance is completely stuck in traffic, isn't because of space, because there is plenty compared to that Parisian street, but it's the drivers who are not creating a path. It's not an infrastructure problem, it's something that can be taught + encouraged if there is a political will to make a change.
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Ja.
There are cities that use medics on motor bikes for this exact reason. They can't evac someone but getting there quickly to use a defibrillator or control bleeding could make a difference.
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