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It may have cost us everything, but for one brief, shining moment in human history, a handful of investors made a grotesque amount of money.
World war three be lookin more and more like it’s gonna be a class war with the way these morons like to piss the rest of us off.
As if the peasants will ever do anything in the modern world
Can't miss the new season of Loki. And Silksong is right around the corner
Europe had been moving towards the slaughterhouse for years, and by 1914 a conflict was all but inevitable—that, at least, is the argument often made in hindsight. Yet at the time, as Niall Ferguson, a historian, noted in a paper published in 2008, it did not feel that way to investors. For them, the first world war came as a shock. Until the week before it erupted, prices in the bond, currency and money markets barely budged. Then all hell broke loose. “The City has seen in a flash the meaning of war,” wrote this newspaper on August 1st 1914.
Apart from this, nothing in the article is worth reading.
Investors have their heads buried in there arses or rather in the charts and balance sheets. I think they delude themselves into believing that by buying selling what essentially amounts to promises, they think they are doing important work.
The only reason all that industry exists is because the government keeps devaluing and taxing our savings. The day we create an asset with easy transactions and that doesn't devalue, with ease of exchange, they'll be out on the street.
Reading the actual article instead of just the headline, here's a summary of their arguments. There are multiple powder keg situations around the world that are either exploding or simmering. Iran and its proxies, Russia and Ukraine, China and Taiwan. They could all turn into an interconnected war at any moment. Yet markets, which supposedly factor in these possibilities, are still very high.
What this is not saying is that another world war would be secondary to investor yields. They make that explicit:
This scenario would of course place financial damage a long way down the list of horrors.
Yeah I'm not seeing the outrage on this one. It's The Economist. They discuss the economy. If Animals Monthly did a piece on the conflict, I'd expect it to be pretty focused on the impact to animals, and I don't think that means they're minimizing the humanitarian aspects of the conflict.
The Economist is also known for attempts at "wit" in some of their headlines. The title is surely riding the line of satire intentionally.
I really want a prescription to Animals Monthly. That’s sounds fucking sick. I love animals. I love months. Edit:don’t you dare correct me. This ain’t fucking Reddit.
Eat three elephants and one snake daily. If you're still getting stomachaches, call me.
So the saving sentence is how far below where your average executive stopped reading?
This scenario would of course place financial damage a long way down the list of horrors.
Pathetic. Where is the bootstraps, can do attitude? Risks are just opportunity with thorns! or in this case nuclear warheads.
Don't confuse The Economist for dipshit right wingers in the US. They're center-right Brits, which are their own breed. Not that I agree with them all the time, mind you.
I have no words left to describe what I think of this
The word of the day is jihad
Website called "The Economist" talks about the economy.
Lemmy.ml users: shocked-Pikachu-face
i was shocked when I found out that The New York Times wasn’t a clock and watch fan forum for New Yorkers.
I'm not shocked by the article focusing on trade. It's just the tone it has when discussing global nuclear war is a little bit too much on the blasé side for me.
Idk it's kinda like asking "What does global nuclear Armageddon mean for your investment portfolio?"
They're not wrong though.
If China attacks Taiwan, the first thing I'll do is to buy a high end graphics card and CPU. These parts will be impossible to buy for at least a decade. (should Taiwan be actually occupied)
As a German it's also one more reason to hate Hitler. Supposedly he liked Germans. But what he actually did was fuck Germany so hard, we would not recover for decades. Just imagine the advancements if Europe were not destroyed in WW2! So much value was lost. Most importantly the knowledge of people who died or were forced to flee.
I don't know if it's a decade, aren't new next-gen (or maybe it was next-next gen) foundries being built in Europe and the US? The actual machines to make the machines that make the hardware is made in Europe IIRC.
Edit: https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/newsroom/news/eu-news-2022-release.html cutting edge (at their time) Intel foundries plan to come online in 4 years in Germany.
This is a great reminder regarding class: the rich do not die in the wars. They can only lose a bit of money.
They have died in wars, they can again.
People who are conditioned to only think ahead to the next quarter surprised by the real world
Economics: explaining tomorrow why the predictions of yesterday didn't come true today
If anybody needed further proof that capitalism leads to brain rot, this is it.
It would mean permanent disruption of asset integrity, a new kind of revenue flow where the only thing that matters is your physical access to scarce freshwater, and adjusting to market conditions where you are being physically welded to the hood of a car owned by the warlord leader of a gang of what will be known as "mega cannibals".
...Just like I assume the article in The Economist says.
as he should have
fucking nailing it 100 years out from the grave, GOAT
I don't have anything witty to say.
Fuck the oinkers, everything the WASPs accuse the Jews of is a confession.
Hasn't the Third World been at war for like a century now?
"Special Military Operations"
Yes, I remember the emotional end to the directors cut of Planet of the Apes well, in which Charlton Heston bemoans the loss of value in his portfolio.
One could imagine that already with all the human loss we have lost some technology maybe for decades. Like some of those fallen to the hands of ruzzia could have been the only ones in the world who understood a particular scientific problem. There's probably technological loss already that will affect the world.
It's impossible to even guess at the progress that's been lost over millennia because of all the needless fighting that humanity perpetuates.
It's sad, really.
I can only assume this was written with tongue firmly in cheek.
Not the Onion
For true stories that are so ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an !theonion worthy story.