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In the past I've had various fake boyfriends. Most notable was when I was 16, a 28 year old had taken to hanging round with my friendship group 😱 I saw him on a night out and he creeped right over to me. I grabbed a lad I knew, shrieked "this is my boyfriend say hi!" Then passionately snogged the lad until the creep creeped off creepily.
I was around before mobiles so when asked for my number I'd switch two digits round. That way I could cover it as a mistake if needed.
I guess it wasn’t technically a lie, but my manager at the restaurant I worked at would “jokingly” ask me on a date at least once a shift we worked together, if not multiple times. Finally, I said yes, also jokingly, and to pick me up the next day. After he obviously didn’t, every time he would ask again I told him I gave him a chance and he stood me up. He stopped asking a little bit after that
That's a really clever way of doing it, jokingly waste his time so it goes away.