A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.
No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!
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Don’t get me wrong, I hate the cyber truck, but this is the owners fault. That roof thing slides back so he could have had them in at an angle where they wouldn’t have slid out.
I mean there’s an example of what to do parked right next to him 😆
i thought thats the point of the post? cybertrucks are bought by guys working in tech who are insecure about their lack of ability in "manly tasks"... like loading up a pickup
The insecure d-bags buying these "trucks" are the same people who were hardcore anti-EV not that long ago, right?
Wasn't that group calling Obama all kinds of evil things simply because of the mandate to end combustion engines by like 2035?
It’s really just a techy spin on how a lot of car brands are marketed to insecure guys. Read the marketing strategy for big trucks or jeeps, and it confirms they are 100% aware that their marketing is aiming for weak men insecure in their masculinity. Pathetic.
At least if they’d bought a real truck, they might’ve been able to haul something with it.
"Pro parking"? Is that a subscription parking space or something else?
At Lowe's, at least at mine, the "pro parking" is badged as such for trucks with trailers. It's over there near the lumber aisle, near the front, and they basically took two rows of parking spaces that face each other and took the little bollards out so you can pull through with a trailer and load reasonably easy.
I can just picture this in a turn on the road wiping out a half dozen kids on e-bikes and killing someone easily.
You’d think a tech worker would at least have a basic understanding of physics
Lol 80% of the computer science students at my uni absolutely detested math of any kind
If they'd bought a beater car and asked their dad to help troubleshoot it, they'd actually learn something about the field they're insecure about.
"brittle from the rejection of their own softness"
I dunno, I'm into tech and I wouldn't touch something that poorly designed.
Swastikkkar
Just pay a contractor too much money to teach you such skills? It's not like they lack the money to do so... unless they spent it all on a truck
I refuse to believe that real people paid for this. These guys must just be actors acting out midlife crises to convince us that the cyberttruck is real.
Yes, it's basically like wearing a t-shirt with a print of some subculture, eg some band, or physical work reference, or racism, etc - what ppl want to be associated with in public, but have to fake it (real ones don't need no advertising).
Except it's not just a shirt & they are very vocal about it.
I'm not even by any accounts manly, and arguably a techie type, but I've been able to carry bookcases on top of my sedan, and boards sticking out the back trunk, using just rope, bungees, or Ikea twine, multiple times without any issue. Driving down highways even.
You don't need to be hoo-rah to secure a damn load, you just have to brain
I can fit 90% of what a truck can in my hatchback. I can fit 150% of what a truck can in my work van. As an added bonus my shit won't get wrecked by a passing rain shower.