Hi I'm Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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Nice try, Dracula.
Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal
Dream only of me!
Does this person need a husband?
But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.
Bloody good offer, mate.
Is it provided once or on daily basis ?
After every feeding of course
Asking the important questions.
There's a whole village, basically within arm's reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.
You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!
It's a wine vine, I think.
Like a hose?
I like the way you think.
Wine off the wine tree and swine off the swine tree; it's basically paradise!
In Romania? Daily basis.
Damn, the render distance is so small over there
It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill
It's a limitation of the hardware.
Is this pork long pig?
I was gonna ask "And just how long is this pork, exactly?"
I hope they like their wives hairy, because I'm in.
Hello, nurse!
I'd need cheese
You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.
New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.
All you need to give me is some bloood.
Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I'm there!
I wish I had this rizz
Link please.
On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation