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[-] ryan@the.coolest.zone 168 points 1 year ago

20 inches

doubles in length

takes off my robe and wizard hat Nah I'm good.

[-] remotedev@lemmy.ca 148 points 1 year ago
[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 50 points 1 year ago
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[-] Slagathor@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

He's a stable MAN now.

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[-] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 125 points 1 year ago

The best thing about lemmy is that it brings back things like this that I often thought about and really wanted to find again to be able to fill the gaps in my memory, but couldn't remember enough about it to be able to find on Google.

Its not the first time it happens to me. Anyway, thanks op. I had given up hope on finding this one again.

[-] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is what Reddit used to do for me. The weirdest thing Reddit ever did was give me the name of an insect that for years I tried to Google when I would see it and I have legitimately only ever seen the bug 3 times in my 28 years of life. They are so small, so infrequent, and so rare that I thought for years I wasn't even seeing an I sect but just a fuzz from a dandelion once it changes.

I mean for actual fucking years I could not find the regular name, the slang name (usually changes based on dialect, or even the scientific name. The amount of times I searched for "white fuzzy bug" or "white floating bug." No matter the combination. I even would tell people, "I remember seeing this bug and I have seen it so rarely I don't even know if it is real." And most of my friends would say, "yeah never seen it." And then that one friend would say, "dude me too." And then one fucking day I open Reddit and God dammit if I didn't believe it someone gave me the name. Actual years of feeling insane and thinking those little fuckers were a sign of something higher because of how fragile and cute they are and Reddit not only gives me the name, confirms I am sane but enlightens me on the little bastards they actually are.

I am from West Virginia and if you made it this far well by God if you have seen one then I swear on mother nature you aren't insane and we are in this together.

EDIT: A better site and image

Woolly Aphid

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 74 points 1 year ago

While I always advocate for starving trolls, sometimes feeding them yields hilarious results.

[-] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Blood of a thousand innocent ani

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[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nice. I put on my wizard robe and hat.

EDIT: Goddamn it, everybody thought of this one!! The Interwebz is too small.

[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

That joke is old enough to drive... 🤣

[-] McNomin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Even old enough to drink alcohol in the US legally.

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago

I put on my wizard hat n robe…

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

I'm gandalf, the anus destroyer, and you're my simple hobbit.

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[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the most interesting thing about this is the fact that "removed" is blurred out, but not "gay ass queer". times have changed and i feel so fucking old.

e: til you can't say it on lemmy.

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Gay ass queer isn't really a slur, it's just dumb. The other word obviously is one.

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[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

So one of those words needed to be censored. I wonder what it was.

[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I'm kidding, I know what it is.

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[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I think it's kinda funny when people censor only slurs but leave all other insults, like it will make it less offensive lol

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

As a gay person, yes, it does.

[-] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

As a gay person myself, it doesn't

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[-] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

covered in the blood of a thousand innocent anuses

You’re a Slaanesh worshipper, we get it.

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I was told men wanted to be hit on out of no where. This is just confusing me now.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Wait so I've been asking "would you like to get some coffee" to women to "hit on" them, have I been doing it wrong? Should I have been forcing unwanted sexual roleplay on them this whole time?

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[-] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Damn I forgot about Kik. I wonder if it's still used

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[-] kleenbhole@lemy.lol 13 points 1 year ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because it's a hateful slur unless you're talking about a bundle of sticks.

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[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

Because it breaks Rule 1

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 year ago

What about all the other bad words...

[-] Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

A little bit of cultural linguistics going on really. Even though the texts are also calling OOP gay and queer, and doing so with the same amount of vitriol as with the f-slur, they aren't recognized as emotionally charged in the same way. All the other cursing is not hate speech per se as it's not directly targeting any immutable characteristics.

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[-] nul9o9@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Getting some fear and hunger vibes from this rp.

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I target the phallus with my blade attack

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