[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 month ago

I get its a joke but disani is a vendor product that gets stocked more often in smaller quantities when they stock the soda.

Also its disgusting water.

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago

Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

Make them work for the punchline.

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Its true. This is a common tailoring question for men. Nothing to do with being fondled and everything to do with the pants fit. If you are getting measured like this for expensive pants your going to get nudged a bit anyways when they do the inseam measure.

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 5 months ago

Man, that is not my take on the lemmy community lol.

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh hello Cullman Alabama

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lets be honest the dems have drilled a few holes of their own. Just not as big or as many as the republicans.

To their credit some of the dems are also bailing water and the repubs are in the corner playing with matches.

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 42 points 8 months ago

I cant be bothered to look at Instagram so best wishes and see you on the flip side.

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 8 months ago

This is the sort of toxic response OP is talking about. You even creeper his post history and probably downvoted all his posts. So toxic /s

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 9 months ago

Can confirm my base 60 clock from Kmart says its 42:32pm right now.

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 10 months ago

Because uprooting their life to prove a random stranger wrong would be a figuratively bigger disaster than the event in reference.

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 41 points 1 year ago

Doubled the bandaids to save weight. I can see why the tampon thing was a struggle for them.

[-] NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 53 points 1 year ago

"That's an increase of about 8% from last year."

Or as I like to say 1% less than yearly inflation.

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