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[-] L26@ttrpg.network 21 points 1 year ago
[-] Boris_Johnson@geddit.social 6 points 1 year ago
[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Now you have to do it if he doesn't

[-] wheelie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'll do it. Got a feather and all.

[-] Boris_Johnson@geddit.social 1 points 1 year ago

I had delays

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's been 7 minutes and my butthole has yet to be tickled. I demand this to be rectumfied.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You expected someone called Boris Johnson to deliver a promise?

[-] Ghost33313@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

Don't threaten us with a good time.

Me: tidies up and lights some candles

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Good. My butthole is itching like hell, I need a good scratch down there.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

What about your buthole though?

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Donated that years ago.

[-] dorumon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Please tickle my butthole.

[-] jerome@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I also didn't repost it within 6 mins.

[-] SpermGoobler@lemmy.blue 2 points 1 year ago
[-] unreachable@lemmy.my.id 1 points 1 year ago
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[-] shitpost@doom.broker 1 points 1 year ago
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[-] jannis@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

No worries, Boris. It's just Rishi ticketing your butt.

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