this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There has been a time or two I didnt realize why my partner was strongly suggesting I stop the games and come to bed. I try not to make that mistake too often. I love it there.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Picasso@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I, too, choose this man's wife

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

That makes it ok for me, to choose, you.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish my wife communicated her desire as explicitly as that comic, hah !

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe talk to her, and communicate your desire as explicitly as you just did to the internet?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I do! But life gets in the way. Turns it's hard to communicate when you're constantly exhausted and burnt out.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Factorio will do that to a couple

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sex isn't growing the factory, can't have that happen

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, but Factorio has multiplayer, and sex can lead to additional players to build the factory faster.

Those times where you finally get to play your new game and she wants sex, you gotta bite the bullet and do your duty

[–] Unlocalhost@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wife before you have helped produce her desired number of kids.

[–] Sunsofold 3 points 2 weeks ago

'Shut up! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!'

'What?'

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world -3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah because women don't game. /s

[–] HellieSkellie@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 2 weeks ago

Brother, is this AI