this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There has been a time or two I didnt realize why my partner was strongly suggesting I stop the games and come to bed. I try not to make that mistake too often. I love it there.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Picasso@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I, too, choose this man's wife

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

That makes it ok for me, to choose, you.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish my wife communicated her desire as explicitly as that comic, hah !

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe talk to her, and communicate your desire as explicitly as you just did to the internet?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Oh I do! But life gets in the way. Turns it's hard to communicate when you're constantly exhausted and burnt out.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Factorio will do that to a couple

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sex isn't growing the factory, can't have that happen

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Ah, but Factorio has multiplayer, and sex can lead to additional players to build the factory faster.

Those times where you finally get to play your new game and she wants sex, you gotta bite the bullet and do your duty

[–] Unlocalhost@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Wife before you have helped produce her desired number of kids.

[–] Sunsofold 4 points 2 months ago

'Shut up! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!'

'What?'

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world -4 points 2 months ago

Yeah because women don't game. /s

[–] HellieSkellie@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 months ago

Brother, is this AI