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I'm going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?

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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm votin' fer yours truly. I'd make a kick-ass pope. ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and vote for you.

[โ€“] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.

[โ€“] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd vote for Elon Musk as Popeking of Catholicism.

The same way Elon "improved" Twitter and the US Government, I would love it if he did the same for the Catholics.

[โ€“] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Elon can't be trusted with a literal sovereign nation, but I guess between The Vatican and US... What's he gonna do with it, harbor predators?

[โ€“] roofuskit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Probably purchase nukes and then become another North Korea.

[โ€“] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Trump! Make Trump the new Pope. That would be hilarious!

[โ€“] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you think that is why JD Nonce was in the Vatican? To force the Pope into announcing Trump as his successor?

[โ€“] roofuskit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard he was there to kill him. Hence his death shortly after.

[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All the pope had to do to live was say thank you, but he didn't.

That'll prove that the pope does shit in the woods.

[โ€“] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Adam Savage

Leaning towards Cardinal Pietro Parolin - Cardinal secretary of state.

I'm thinkin' Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.

Screw it, I'll be the pope if that means I can release the records on their pedo priest protection program.

[โ€“] kubok@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] kubok@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Well he did defeat Mecha Streisand.

[โ€“] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Resurrected harambe

[โ€“] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"You're the pope?? I didn't vote for you..."

  • Benjamin Franklin, probably. Or whoever it was that said "Not everything quoted on the internet is real"

Honestly I don't care (well, beyond making this ~~pope~~ post), as I am not catholic. I am technically a protestant by heritage, but the truth is that I find even the term "agnostic" to be too religiously loaded to the point where I usually refer to myself as areligious instead.

As for the pope. Well, he's... there.. well, not right now. But he will be soon-ish. I'll just accept whoevers named announced while venting smoke from the cardinal thunderdome as being the new pope. And then he'll be there again.

Beyond that, he doesn't affect my life in any way. Nor do I affect his life in any way. Unless he accepts my challenge to an offroad and uphill car race. Yes, he's gonna have to drive the popemobile himself for this. I'll be driving my new AWD Lolvo. I'm sure it'll be fun for anyone involved, no matter who wins.

But having said all of that: I think Robbie Coltrane would do well as a pope.

[โ€“] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Lucien Greaves

I am nominating myself, being as I am a Discordian Pope.

[โ€“] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think

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[โ€“] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

420 Blaze It

[โ€“] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

Roman, probably. Maybe Kendall.

[โ€“] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

Justin Trudeau

[โ€“] yesman@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he's atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he's willing to give Jesus a fresh look.

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