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Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’ (theonion.com)
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[–] thatonecoder@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

This article actually became true… What's happening in this world?!?

[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's been a while, but this one fucking fooled me. Let's see if tomorrow morning, ol' whiskeyleaks says something really similar

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

whiskeyleaks

🤌

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A husband and his “wife” cannot be charged with the same crime, Michael.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

I got the worst fucking attorneys.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

Leave it to the drunk to speak a sober heart to those not privy.