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submitted 1 year ago by Godric@lemmy.world to c/atheism@lemmy.ml

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[-] TheGoodKall@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

A honk implies, in my mind, a quick press of the horn. I'd be holding it down until the traffic laws are once again obeyed

[-] HamBrick@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Or it could equate to you REALLY loving Jesus

[-] Mack7400@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Atheist: dies

Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo

Atheist: wtf

Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol

Atheist: nooooo

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That last line describes an antitheist more than a vanilla atheist. Frankly I'd be thrilled to die and discover I was wrong about there being no afterlife.

[-] demlet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Conversion tactic level 1000.

[-] MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"Breathe if you're a stupid dumb dumb head."

I reject their premise.

[-] BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[Grows gills in defiance, jumps in nearby river]

[-] DougHolland@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I am grumpy today and also tired of Twilight Zone memes, but this one made me larff. :) Thanks

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Also Jesus is not unique name.

[-] BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Cut them off and shout, “MY DILDO’S NAME IS JESUS! MWAHAHAHA!"

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2023

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