Hahahahaha. "Somehow"? Need some think tank minds to figure this out. No I only read the title.
this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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Stock is up 4% today. Around $284. Fuck the fake markets.
And may it continue until Musk is broke.
Do you know how hard it is to go broke when you have that much money? If we pretend his estimated net worth is all cash and earns 5% annually, that over $40m a day from doing nothing.
His wealth needs to be taken from him, for the good of the world.
Enough money in one spot is like a firestorm, powerful enough to create its own wind system and poisoning everything around it.
You have to take away the fuel.
So Elon's food and drugs?
His food is drugs, his drink is wine.
I say we take away his oxygen. That's the best way to put out a fire.
He's powered by hate and cocaine
Getting that weird fucker sober would have been a win ten years ago, now he might be too far gone. Better to take away his money so he can't keep harming society.
But it's mostly stocks. So as the price falls his networth falls. He had to get loans to buy Twitter using Tesla stock as backing.
Dude is past criticality, with that much money it's impossible to spend enough to go broke, even if Tesla stock falls to 0. Look at Mackenzie Scott, she's given away tons and tons of money and her net worth keeps going up. That's why billionaires shouldn't exist in the first place.
Yeah yeah yeah… but hopefully it hurts a little at least.
Lines are somehow going up.
Most of his money is sadly in spacex
Dipwad already said he's not doing the $25k car anymore.
https://www.motortrend.com/news/tesla-q3-earnings-call-25k-tesla-roadster-elon-musk
I know he says a lot of shit but this one is easier to believe.
Keep those losses coming!
Keep the good times coming. Swastikar buyers 5+ years ago didn't look or think, I can buy that. New buyers, inexcusable.
The grass roots movement is working. I saw a new model Y on the road before I'd even read they were released. No one is publishing positive news about Tesla, they're a complete pariah.
💃🪩🕺
The tesla fanatics excused the poor sales so far with "they're in the middle of retooling their factories!!" We'll see how long this "retooling" lasts.
it all fell apart when Tesla canned the Model 2 in favor for the Nazi Truck at least back then. there are rumors of its existance recently but the damages done.
I mean, until its 0, it can continue to fall, you only say "somehow" or "surprisingly" when their total sales, by number not revenue, starts going past 0, then, honestly i'd be suprised if they said we sold -1 car this quarter.
Technically possible, given their ongoing recall habit.
somehow
Womp womp