You're not my dad!
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Because he died of colon cancer!
Until now, it has been before time.
I literally confirmed a colonoscopy appointment 30 min ago and then see this on Lemmy.
What the hell?
The 90s was really out here making us hungry for dang leaf. I'm not too proud to say I tried it, it was gross.
Sharptooth!
I'm 34. I don't think I need to schedule one yet, I'm not particularly high risk family history-wise. But I'm worried about scheduling it when the time comes.
That doctor gonna know I'm a bottom, and that's gonna be embarrassing.
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Damn they made that leaf look so tasty.
I'm 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy
it's fine, just don't grow older
This is the way
You might want to double check your age then. You might be old and just not know it. You can probably buy kids beer now if you wanted to.
I've been able to buy beer for 2 years 💪😎
Or mammogram
No it's not! Shush!
Shit man, I wish it was my first...
Just here to say... f u.
And i love that movie.
::::::::: All of my colons check out, jokes on you! ::::::::::::
Joke's on you, I've already had like, 15.
You know I don't have to watch it in theatres right? I know this movie and also not fit your criteria.