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[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

The hard part is when back to back traffic for 15 miles worth of cars is coming from one direction and everyone else is either too scared to zipper merge or they allow the one direction to have perpetual right of way.

At some point of heavy traffic, the circle right of way must yield for zipper merging, else face my ass aggro merging and beeping at everyone who doesn't.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I remember almost hitting a cop in a roundabout somewhere in my city because they didn't follow the rules. It's a double-wide roundabout, where the outer ring must make the first right they come to and only the inner ring can continue forward or make a right. I needed to make a right from the inner lane, the cop was in the outer lane and DIDN'T TAKE THE EXIT, and I almost turned into the asshole, expecting him to turn like he was supposed to.

ACAB

All Circles Are Beyond-my-ability-to-comprehend - the cop probably

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[–] carlossurf@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My country is full of donkeys driving cars

[–] Deepus@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damn, how'd you train a donkey to drive?

Who said anything about training?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

I'm always the pink car but get cut off by car A who decides to gun it soon as I'm right where pink car is

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

There's one "roundabout" that I know of that doesn't have this sign:

But instead has a few of these in the middle:

You HAVE TO give way to the right while driving on the "roundabout".

Mental.

Thanks for your time.

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[–] clove@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I love how the meme assumes everyone trusts everyone else's driving. Utopian ideals, man.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You not following the rules because you assume everyone else isn't following the rules is why no one is following the rules...

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[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago

My mom taught me to never trust a turn signal (or lack of one)

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