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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No no, it's Hatrick.

[–] compostgoblin@slrpnk.net 33 points 1 month ago
[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 28 points 1 month ago

An oldie but a goodie.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I ride my bichael to my jobathan.

It's jobert to you good sir

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What about Micycle's bichael? Would we ever know?

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Rat is short for Ratthew

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

it's not a tumblr screenshot without exactly one reply too many

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

If Nike launched a line of formal wear it would be called Nichael.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Um. It's short for bicrophone?

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Bichaela if it's a girl bike.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Cking god 🙌

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this why, in formal occasions, my GF calls it 'Richard'?