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[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 99 points 11 months ago

(Slaps another sandwich down) FOR THE HOLDERS OF THE SHARE.

(Everyone in the restaurant) FOR THEY SHARE THE HOLD!!!

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 89 points 11 months ago

Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 76 points 11 months ago

Scissor me timbers!

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 125 points 11 months ago

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

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Link to the artist's page: https://www.deviantart.com/azzecco/gallery

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[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 97 points 11 months ago

I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 104 points 1 year ago

This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 104 points 1 year ago

Dude went from WW1 flying ace to IT customer support disgrace.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 107 points 1 year ago

-The shark has every right to be there.
-I’m not going to let fear dominate my vacation.
-It’s just water bro!
-Statistically you’re more likely to get mugged by a Kansas City snail on the forth of July.
-My cousin got eaten, and he said it wasn’t even that bad.
-Why are you always bringing up sharks and never dolphins?
-I’ve looked into it, and basically a shark is a tuna with some additional details.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 89 points 1 year ago

If it smells like poop everywhere you go, check under your own shoe.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 144 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie. I’d watch a Star Trek romantic comedy called Klingon To You.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 94 points 1 year ago

CMD window pops up and closes.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 134 points 1 year ago

GPT4, Write a poem about a ball sack that has a mysterious seam on it.

In realms of flesh where mysteries dwell, A ball sack’s tale I’m here to tell, Its surface smooth, yet a seam concealed, A riddle of secrets, soon revealed.

Beneath the skin, a journey untold, Where life’s enigma begins to unfold, A hidden seam, like a whispered song, Invisible threads, where wonders belong.

A vessel of life, in delicate guise, Holds the promise of love in its size, Yet, a seam’s mystery, a cryptic design, In the dance of existence, it intertwines.

Perhaps it’s a mark of life’s creation, A symbol of nature’s artful foundation, Or a reminder that within us, seams run deep, Where mysteries and stories eternally keep.

So, let us ponder this ball sack’s grace, With its hidden seam, a mystical trace, In the human tapestry, where secrets gleam, A testament to life, like a waking dream.

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