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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it's hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it's not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.

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[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

20 since I was like 9 or 10.

Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (13 children)

People who say 20, I'm not judging you but I just can't imagine that

  • I grew up in small (tiny) appartment with my parrents and sharing room with my siblings
  • Then on college living in a room with 2 other people
  • Then renting an appartment with other people
  • Then owning an appartment with my gf
  • Then having kids

Besides that small window of having an appartment just for me and my gf, I just can't imagine sleeping naked

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I just can't imagine why any of those things rule out sleeping unburdened by clothes.

I suppose I understand if you're sleeping in the same room as 2 people you're not dating. But not if you have a separate room in an apartment or have sex with the other person in the bed.

Is this one of those weird American prudishness things?

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 days ago (9 children)

20

If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

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[–] zymagoras777@lemm.ee 25 points 4 days ago
[–] figjam@midwest.social 20 points 4 days ago

20 although I wear socks in the winter because my toesies get chilly

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

1 (plus socks):

Also, who's out there doing 10 or 15? I need answers.

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

5/10 are Donald Duck, 15 is Daisy Duck

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago
[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.

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[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

21: using somebody else's skin as pajamas

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

20 if I showered, 3 if I didn't

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (3 children)

17

I hate sleeping with a shirt on.

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[–] CCAirWater@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.

[–] cikano@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago
[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

[–] Batmaniac@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Technically, none of them. I don't sleep at night. I work the graveyard shift.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago
  1. Like 1 but long sleeves.
[–] SuchThunder@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Just socks, baby. Don't @ me.

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[–] rirus@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Isa@feddit.org 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)
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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  1. I don't own any pajamas or something and I'm usually too hot anyway.
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[–] Rrrurboatlibad@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago
[–] Valorie12@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Pre surgery was 18 most the time with a crushing longingness for being able to do 20 without my dysphoria flopping around every time I moved. Post surgery is 20 most of the time unless I'm extra leaky then it's 18 or 19 depending on what I grab out of the hamper. Not pictured here but I also have "socks always on" variety of autism so I have socks while sleeping too. If it's really cold I'll sometimes switch it up to jammies (edit my jams are closest to 1) but I'm more likely to add blankets than clothes

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