turtlesareneat

There wasn't a sign against it. And now there will be.

Slice your fingers right off, now we know why they do that.

narrator: they did not

I'm getting rid of my optometrist because of the site, but not saying why - if they're stupid enough to identify this way, let them so we all know.

If they would have just kept at it, they'd have put in their 10,000 hours and become experts at finding that dog.

Unscrupulous, no regard for the law in creatively hocking a product, give this man an MBA

Honestly what do they, as individual career politicians in a now-nakedly-corrupt industry, stand to gain from fixing any of it? Their actions are primariy about advancing their careers because Congress has been broken for years and what else would they do?

The consultant's credo is, "if you can't be part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem."

Meaning the politician's credo is now the reverse "There's good money to be made in prolonging the problem, you won't be part of the solution."

Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it's baller

Taco's the only one that won't try to eat me

Until the smell of catnip gives way to the smell of cat piss, yes