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[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.

[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Hey, not cool! 5 / 15 crowd here.

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[–] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago
[–] verdigris@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Why are like half of these wearing full on pants? OP, do you actually sleep in like jeans shorts?

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It's pretty normal to wear full pajamas in colder areas.

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[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Also 18. When it's cold 16, lol. Never a shirt.

[–] shifty@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago
  • 1 Passed out with the lights on in Winter
  • 2 Passed out with the lights on in Summer
  • 3 Forever Alone (most days)
  • 5 Passed out after wank marathon
  • 18 Bedfellows in the Winter
  • 20 Bedfellows in the Summer or Luxury Hotel Beds with high thread count sheets
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Bold of you to assume people sleep at night

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When I was a kid, it was #5 with an extremely long shirt that draped almost to my toes.

It's not on this list, but I also had a full-body zipper pajamas as a kid... until I accidentally pulled a "There's Something About Mary" while trying to zip them closed after peeing in the middle of the night. My parents got rid of those fast after that.

Throughout my teen and early adult life, I switched to either #18 or #19. #19 while I still wore briefs; #18 when I ditched them for the infinitely more comfortable boxer briefs.

Until I discovered the freedom that came with #20. Been rocking that last one ever since.

EDIT: Once in a great while, if I have guests staying overnight, I'll pull out #1. Just to ensure I don't accidentally walk out nude in front of them during the night.

[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

1 or 6 depending on the season. Flannel or heavier fabrics in the winter, lighter in the summer. My husband is 2 or 17. We both used to be 20, but then our daughter was born and it sucked having to put something on while you stumbled around in the middle of the night taking care of her, easier to have already done it.

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[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

5 or 20, depending on how cold the room is

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Loose old 5

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

18: Can’t trust my dangly bits.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  1. I don't own any pajamas or something and I'm usually too hot anyway.
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[–] Jedi@bolha.forum 7 points 2 months ago

I used to 17 when I was in my hometown (tropical beach city).

Now is mostly 1 and 2, with 20 occasionally

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

1 gang. Anti sweat barrier

[–] Rrrurboatlibad@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

18, id like to see a statistic of this

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[–] ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
  1. Unless I was too dead tired to make it to the shower, then 2.
[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

20 unless I'm trying to bundle up against the cold.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No longsleeves? A tshirt doesn't cut it in winter, and the distinction between tank top and tshirt in the graphic tells me that the graphic doesn't mean just any kind of top.

[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

17 through 20, depending on how hot my bedroom gets. 6/16 if I have guests over.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

3, sometimes 18, but I get sweaty in bed.

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Missing the Mormon onesie.

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[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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