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A community for connoisseurs to take in bewildering houses, suburban hellscapes, coke mansions, and meth chateaus in all their glory.

Include the Zillow/Redfin/whatever link if possible so we can really take in that wine aunt staging.

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LA, i guess (midwest.social)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by CrayonMaster@midwest.social to c/zillowgonewild@midwest.social
 

ETA: It has been brought to my attention that San Jose is not, in fact, a neighborhood in LA. Sorry, I'm from Iowa.

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[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd really like to hear the realtor's description of this. "Yeah it's got an inactive meth lab but with a couple street contacts and a little elbow grease you could have it up and paying for itself in no time!"

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Business opportunity with an established and reliable customer base

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

The listing says San Jose. So, not LA.

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Inactive Meth Lab means bulldoze the current structure and build a similar one where this one stood. That house is ruined inside and out.

[–] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

San Jose is quite a drive from LA

[–] greenteadrinker@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Everywhere in California is LA to anyone outside of California

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

I wonder if there's some government-backed amelioration they're teasing.

As an identified dangerous site, maybe you can get subsidies to tear it down in the name of "removing contamination", making it net cheaper than any other similar shack if your endgame is teardown-and-rebuild.