[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago

Because living people usually don't get buried. Only dead ones

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Not just math but actual maths

That's like math^2

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Ich im echten Leben: "Gewalt find uch eigentlich gar nicht so geil"

Ich in Kreuzzügler Könige: "Cool, wenn ich zwei meiner drei Söhne gefangen nehm und sie permanent blende, kann ich mein Reich zusammen halten, ohne meine Schwester-Frau töten zu müssen"

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

This has to be the most creative "hidden Saddam" meme I've seen today

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn't non smokers also just use it for a mild high?

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[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 88 points 5 months ago

whoa there pardner

People who write "funny" error messages should be tied to a tree and have old circut boards thrown at their feet

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Kiara's dead, long live Frogiara kero

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 80 points 6 months ago

The Navy meanwhile had a Shinji and Kaworu cosplayer making out with each other. Know your audience

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[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 84 points 9 months ago

You don't eat three meals a day because you want to lose weight

I don't eat three meals a day because shit is it already 5 pm? Why did my hunger response not say anything? Time to eat my entire daily caloric allowance in one sitting

We're not the same

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 100 points 10 months ago

Imagine getting dishonorly discharged because you missed too many dnd sessions

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 79 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

XKCD already found out who he is

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 year ago

Hacker voice: "I'm in"

Looks at overly complicated industry software he's never even heard of before

"I'm out"

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Swimsuit Lui (sh.itjust.works)
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