this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you're leaving the carrots in the shower you clearly aren't trying to hide what you're doing with it. At that point there isn't even really much plausible deniability. So why not just use a device designed for the job and less likely to break or cause some other terrible health problem?

Unless they just have a carrot fetish I guess?

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Or.... you know... someone just made this up.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who the fuck makes this shit up!?!?

[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

People trying to make other people laugh.

[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Because it's for a snack. The lube is completely unrelated, I swear

[–] cron@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Clearly, the roommate isn't eating them.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago

2 is 1, and 1 is none. Always have a backup carrot.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This carrot shows signs of surface abrasion not typical to just water or a grater.

Detective, perhaps you should engage one of your other senses to investigate the matter further.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, so it's just a free carrot. Go ahead and eat it.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It's likely still entering the digestive tract, though.

[–] moody 12 points 2 months ago

Using water-based lubricant in the shower seems counterproductive

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Bugs Bunny?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

How else are you gonna convince your bunbun rabbit to stay for a bath?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

AquaGlide: 👍

Carrot: 🤔

I’m more interested in knowing why OOP thinks AquaGlide is normal, but not a carrot.

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I think your roommate might secretly be a…

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