Fun prank: Do this around the 7 foot mark of the tape measure, then sell it at a thrift store.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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Write over it with a dry erase marker and erase it. Voila.
Also you got a small peepee
Rubbing alcohol
Instructions unclear, now my dick is drunk and it burns.
Getting your penis involved in this is definitely a you issue.
Actually this. Most permanent marker comes off with alcohol. If you ever accidentally write on a whiteboard with permanent marker, just wipe it with rubbing alcohol, let it sit for a few seconds, and then wipe it again and it comes off essentially like dry erase.
If you write on a whiteboard with permanent marker just color over it with the eraseable and then erase it
probably because those are also alcohol based
What are you more likely to have at a whiteboard? A bottle of rubbing alcohol or dry erase markers?
Tbf, 91% isopropyl alcohol is a good thing to have around for cleaning anything from electronics to wounds. You should have a bottle nearby in that room if you don't, specifically for the whiteboard and also cuts and scrapes, marker on desks or whatever, sticky spills, etc.
A lot of the cleaning solutions used for dry erase boards are alcohol based, FWIW.
hand sanitiser probably works.
Also great and valid advice.
It doesn't seems like rubbing helps
Drinking alcohol for inside boo boos, rubbing alcohol for outside boo boos and permanent markers.
Heh "rubbing" alcohol
You can use alcohol, just be careful if it has open wounds.
Yup, it was for my fusili pasta....
Shit, what else did you steal from the Whitehouse?
Way too big for that
Go over it with a dry erase marker, then wipe it off
This fucks up your dry erase markers
Oh my god that's small
Is it though? Just kidding of course I know it is. You measure ass to tip right? Right.
Ignorance is bliss, when living butt to tip.
uh.. bhuh...uh... You... You don't? You don't measure by Ass to tip... Like..?
Willing to bet someone did it as a prank.
bit rude innit?
As a straight male I was like huh, bet they don't have to worry about accidently gagging someone. Then I thought, hmm I bet I could do that without it gagging me, then I said... Hm, maybe I should question if I shouldve jumped straight to saying straight male.
It's like they always say when you give birthday blowjobs, it isn't gay if it's their birthday.
Magic eraser (melamine foam)
Would invalidate the point of it being a permanent marker, wouldn't it?
Ask Diddy