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Can anyone confirm accuracy? (lazysoci.al)

submitted 2 weeks ago by LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Happy to see Julia on the list.

Apparently I am a nerd. I accept that.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fortran has a logo now?

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Julia is a regular nerd?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

She is, and she's lovely.

[–] Coding4Fun@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

JavaScript: You are jus pretending

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Java: you are in corporate IT
JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

RoR: am I a joke to you

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[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Rust: you have long socks

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[–] ozoned@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What about bash?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don’t think I like any of them. This is just a job to me.

Just saw react in the “language” list and now I’m definitely a nerd.

[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

I might be a nerd...

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Haha elixir is too obscure to be a nerd just us cool guys putting the fun in function

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Please, direct your hatred for R here:

[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Why hate? It allows for easy functional programming with vectorized operations that bind to C for efficiency.

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[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I'm not a nerd?

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