Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz
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Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.
Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy
Cast Away. Tom Hanks.
It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.
Irrelevant, but one thing I wish Castaway had done would have been to have him open that package he was carrying around at the end and find a satellite phone.
die hard
alan rickman
Tim Curry
Legend
Fifth Element - Bruce Willis
The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.
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Being John Malkovich,
Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.
Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.
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Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey
Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise
Titanic.
Kate Winslet stays human.
Tap for spoiler
Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.
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Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.
Home alone, Kevin
A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise
No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.
Doom, Dwayne Johnson
Jurassic Park, the velociraptor
Toy Story
Andy
The Exorcist
Linda Blair
Eraserhead. Keep the baby.
Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.
Hellboy - Ron Perlman
Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger
John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.
Braveheart
longshanks
The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.
The Thing: Kurt Russell
{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets