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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Irrelevant, but one thing I wish Castaway had done would have been to have him open that package he was carrying around at the end and find a satellite phone.

[–] MarciaLynnDorsett@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

die hard

alan rickman

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Tim Curry

Legend

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Star Wars: A New Hope and obi-wan

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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend

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[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Resevoir Dogs

Kirk Baltz.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Midsommar. Florence Pugh.

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[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

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[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoiler

Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

Home alone, Kevin

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago

Doom, Dwayne Johnson

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Toy Story

Andy

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

The Exorcist

Linda Blair

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hellboy - Ron Perlman

Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[–] Tieas@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Braveheart

longshanks

[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

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