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[–] reluctant_squidd@lemmy.ca 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was real in 2023. It was quickly and aptly named the dickyberg.

That term alone should net you the appropriate search results to confirm it.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My sister snapped a pic when she first saw it and sent it over.

"It is a sign for you and your people."

"My people?"

"Homosexuals."

I love her so much.

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 9 points 2 months ago

I love that she called you "homosexuals" instead of "gays".

Your sister sounds awesome

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When they measured its size did they go past the balls but not quite to the butthole?

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

For ignorant people like me

Yaw
The value of the angle between the tip of an erect penis and its neighboring testicles squared. When determining the adjusted penis size (or T.M.I.) one must use the following equation: (Length * Diameter)+(weight/girth)/(yaw)

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't. I had never even heard of yaw before.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Theres an educational video on the subject here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81bt0ZJLMas

[–] nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

Stephanie Pappas must have been really proud when she came up with that title

[–] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

I went all in and it gave me brain freeze. Best vacation ever!

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I do love it whenever my island pops up in the news or memes.

[–] klu9@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

So now even "island" is a euphemism???

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

dildo lies at the Trinity bay though

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Poseidon is having erectile difficulties.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Do you have any idea how cold that water was !