Vatican “on the brink of Bankruptcy” due to dramatic decline in donations by HowAbt2morrow in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip
[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 42 points 12 hours ago

One the planets largest landlords going bankrupt? I imagine they can cover the spread and still dress like trans-wizards until the lord returns.

Or Polio. Guess we should invest in iron lungs. by HowAbt2morrow in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 3 days ago

They do, actually. The water variety. Don’t get any of it in your mouth, though. How may get the runs.

Don’t let the media bury him by HowAbt2morrow in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
Make some Predictions for 2025, that we can revisit in 12 months to see who is right. by HowAbt2morrow in c/futurology@futurology.today
[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 1 week ago

We’re (humans) putting people on the moon by the end of November 2025. At least one nation but maybe even two different groups of nations. Although all projections are for the 2030s, the latest Google quantum chip and enhanced AI GPTs, will bring all of this up sooner.

Ozempic Could Crush the Junk Food Industry. But It Is Fighting Back. by HowAbt2morrow in c/futurology@futurology.today
[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Double Stuffed OreOxempic for that inner lard ass we all love!

TIL , Why Do Animals Keep Evolving into Crabs? by HowAbt2morrow in c/til@lemmy.world
During my wife’s pregnancy, I M31 gained 130lbs, all in my belly—now stuck with a 67” gut, looking overdue with triplets. Doctors say it’s the most extreme case of Couvade Syndrome they’ve ever seen. by HowAbt2morrow in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

TL’DR: dem titties tho. Ozempic for my man’s STAT.

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