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And that’s basically it!
They must be planning a false flag and this is the patsy that will take the blame for dropping the ball.
As always.
The only real terrorism in the world invariably comes from the US regime or from a US proxy.
Gardening is one of my hobbies but I don't have much retail experience... Guess that's me ruled out then.
He will weed them out!
Why do I think he'd look more the part, if he were wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm voting for Pedro?"
Absolutely no favoritism with this hire.
Can't wait for the biopic! That picture alone could be the promo poster. Wolf of wall street meets pineapple express?
Now if only we find out he sexually assaulted a child and owns at least three Nazi paraphernalia, he'd be the perfect GOP candidate
Democrats: sorry, if you're under 70 you're too young for us.
Republicans: give me all your children!!!
Talk about a promotion!
failing upwards, just like P47
I bet we could rng ppl in these comments 10x more capable.
The ex-paste eater here is going to know what terrorists crave
Paste-eaters deserve better than this moron.
Maybe they don’t care if you think they’re dumb as long as the attack happens to solidify the people behind unjustifiable war. Greenland, Canada, Ukraine, Iran, China - as long as 400 million will again buy the lies.
trying to look like the rock.
And also, clearly, a massive douche.
As qualified as any of them
that doesn't make it acceptable. if anything it makes it less so.
weakness is a sum of all parts, if all parts weak, there is no strength.
Name checks out.
Bet he likes the picture because the weird face gives him a few forehead wrinkles.
I'm about as old as he is!
AOC was a waitress, let’s shit on shitty people for their shitty actions. Let’s not shit on them because they worked “unskilled jobs” that’s just elitism. I’m sure this guy has skeletons in his 22 year old closet, but being a gardener isn’t one of them.